Dear Dr. Ladhar,
I've recently been feeling rather "ducky". I love playing in water, I quack at inopportune times, and am presently molting. What do you suggest I do?
Signed,
Bill
Dear Bill,
Very serious problem you have! Ladhar suggests a nice long soak in orange sauce and then a heat treatment in oven! Might not cure, but taste good you would!
Sincerely,
Dr. Ladhar